I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

Nobody cares about your (tiny) stupid boner.

The View, The Talk, The Real. I want better show names, dammit!

Wow. Just wow.

Speaking as a female lawyer of reproductive age: fuck this judge. My coworker is set to give birth any day now, and she has had absolutely no problem getting things continued. I have worked with many attorneys who were pregnant or new parents, and no judge has ever side-eyed them for wanting a continuance based on…

I'm an attorney practicing in family court in NYC....the other day a female lawyer on the opposing side decided to oh, I don't know, zealously advocate for her client as is her job and duty, and a particularly old school Judge decided to give her a completely inappropriate scolding that involved telling her to stop…

as he commented how my pediatrician must be appalled that I am exposing my daughter to so many germs in court.

Wait, you would cook an entire chicken just for the purpose of sustenance?!?!?

I refuse to be ensnared by anything less than a meatloaf*. I won't even shack up for some lemon chicken bullshit.

That engagement chicken is literally the most anemic chicken recipe I have ever seen (need more spices).

Yep. There's every chance Mr. Duncan would still be alive, and that these nurses wouldn't be battling Ebola right now, IF THEY HAD JUST ADMITTED HIM WHEN HE WENT TO THE ER THE FIRST TIME.

So is the US gov't. They should have had a team from CDC in place. It appeared to me initially that only a few hospitals in the US were equipped to deal with this disease, why did they not transport him to one of them?

you cannot make orange milkshake by mixing orange juice and milk.

Sad kitchen lesson I learned at a young age: Baking chocolate looks beautiful, especially when you score a full wrapped block from the cabinet, but it does not taste like Hershey's chocolate. AT ALL.

Childhood cooking lessons I learned the hard way:

As I am *this* close on cancelling my long-term move to a different continent next year, where I wanted start a family and a new career, and for which I worked for over the past five years, this is disturbingly comforting. FML

In childhood food disasters, I learned that you cannot, in fact, make delicious coffee ice cream by putting ground coffee in vanilla ice cream and stirring like crazy.

To be honest, since he is in south Texas and committed such an unimaginably heinous crime I am completely and 100% surprised he did not get the death penalty. I don't even know how it's possible that he didn't.

He waved at people in the court room and freely admits that he would murder again? The thought of this guy ever getting out of jail is honestly making me feel a little ill. I cannot even imagine the shit he would do if given the opportunity.