Just have yourself in the frame watching at first, and as things start heating up and he is busy doing his whatever, add another person in the frame. Just a couple more eyes peeking into frame. By the end just have seven people standing in the room, watching the pepperoni porn. He'll be so surprised.

It makes me feel better about the last creepy message I received on okcupid...

I just got ghosted on after a few months! What irks me is that our real life social circle is the same so I am really excited to run into him at the bar and confront him. Ok I lied, I'll just look at him and roll my eyes and be pissed. I mean, we are people with fucking emotions. Is it so hard to be like "yo, I am not…

Ugh, ghosting. My most recent....1st date: a brief drink turns into a 6 hour dinner and conversation. We have a lot in common and I start to feel the chemistry. We have a couple of long phone conversations mid week followed by 2nd date: dinner with lots of hand holding, eye gazing. He kisses me under a full moon. …

Joined online dating, first guy I met I dated for six months. He ghosted on me - just fucking disappeared. Kinda ended up hoping he was dead or in a coma but he eventually messaged me to tell me to forget about him.

Goddamit, white people.

Yeah, the bandana thing would be hilarious if it wasn't completely racist. I guess they are only allowed when attempting to hide a bald spot?

and some guys just have big ol' dicks

No joke it's not even about the "prank"'. Or the content of the movie. it's about trust and deceit.

This was super low-life. I'm in a 22 year relationship (rough patch but working on it). I'd be PISSED, but I'd be even more sad.

Love ya, Shrayber. But to me this is almost unforgivable. :(

I don't think I could sit through this movie. I'll watch all kinds of gore and only flinch a little, but I'm a sympathy vomiter; I can't watch the vomit sequences in, say, Stand By Me or Monty Python's Meaning of Life without starting to gag uncontrollably. Everything else, I think I could handle, but not the puke.

I honestly would applaud your boyfriend if he left you. You seem like a horrible, shitty human being.

Since she's the antithesis of everything Jezebel supposedly stands for, it would be nice if Jez could hop off of Kim Kardashian's dick every once in a while.

I'm really glad she's happy and feeling proactive because the media was brutal with her. I posted a comment on another article about being fat and dating a muscular fit guy, some stranger called me fatso, said my bf is obviously cheating on me etc. It's weird how suggesting fat people can be beautiful or attractive…

I just had to google Chrissy Teigen to figure out who the hell she is. On the other hand, even having never watched a single episode of the New Jersey beach program, I know who The Situation is.

His recipes are beautifully simple and delicious.

I'm no fan of the Situation (typing that alone gave me a nosebleed), but I think Chrissy Teigen is wandering into pot and kettle territory there.

Why is there ALWAYS a Chrissy Teigen tweet every day? There aren't enough other interesting women out there?

I am confused why it's being an asshole to remake a recipe from the New York Times. I fucking love Mark Bittman. His lentil salad is on heavy rotation in this house and is much beloved.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.