Bears have a history of not caring

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.

Well, the Philly PD dropped an incendiary bomb on a house 31 years ago. http://www.npr.org/sections/codes…

As a clevelander fuck everyone. Thank god we are finally in the finals and once again fuck everyone. If you’re from Canada fuck you and especially if you’re from anyone who isn’t from Cleveland.

I think it’s funny that she got cut out of the Amazing Spiderman 2. When your scenes get cut from a film that is so bad it forces Sony to run back to Marvel for help it may just be a sign...

Then avoid them like the goddamn plague like the rest of us

I don’t find either Stephen A. Smith’s, Colin Cowherd’s and Skip Bayless’s hot takes after this happening to be comedy good sir.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

Nah, the one we had growing up was the biggest softie and was the shit. She ran to the door to greet you, always wanted to be in the same room or cuddling on you, never wanted to sleep alone at night, ran right up to any stranger that came in the door, didn’t care about being picked up, never bit or scratched anyone…

Germans giving people showers against their will continues to not end well.

Isn’t ‘swag’ an item and ‘swagger’ is the trait?

Hey, that fire was an environmental art installation, you uncultured boor!

I can imagine if they were black, you wouldn’t be calling their first names irritating.

Jakin! Neithan! TIMBER.

Does the car’s performance suffer when you drive it to Cincinnati?

The way I be a Radiohead fan is this:

[sigh]