Also, I just want to say, I love how everyone seems to have gone at these things with a level of perfectionism. THAT MAN MADE PENCIL GUIDELINES FOR HIS SIGN.

DC’s best sign:

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

Those are all fantastic! Here’s my favorite from the march in Austin. What an amazing experience it was, I’m still high from the positive hopeful vibes.

I am terrified of how much I would embarrass myself if I ran into President Obama after he leaves office. Anyone else have this recurring fantasy in their heads too?

Bic Cristal pens are shit. They’re the ones we give out to the extras on set to fill out their paperwork because we know we won’t get them back.

Actually, in a hilarious turn of events, I think you are thinking of Kevin Costner.

I give a pass for keaton he was in the movie hidden figures after all. And in general I’m glad they are apologizing and being made aware of it.

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

Cleveland!!! If you work in healthcare there are literally unlimited jobs for you. Cost of living is insanely low, with all the cultural amenities of a major city (museums, orchestra, great live music scene, restaurants, etc) plus the lake. We moved back here after seven years away and we are so happy here it’s…

Columbus, Ohio. Great, affordable, young city with a fun atmosphere and good job growth.

30 hours of free childcare

My mom told me she lived off of Dr. Pepper and gas station burritos with with me.

Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

Chrissy Teigan is beautiful and witty and eloquent so you shut your mouth.

Caribou/reindeer are one of my all time favorite animals. I even have a caribou track tattoo that goes up my back and over my shoulder.

See also: Narwhals.

I love my husband. Like, a lot. I think he’s funny as hell and sexy as hell and interesting as hell. He’s hands down my favorite person to spend time with.