My husband and I haven’t slept together since our daughter was five. She’s 32 now. Our marriage is still going strong. She finds our sleep choices quite normal.

This looks to me like a day spent pulling my skivvies out of my bum crack.

Fuck IPA fever. I am so sick of wasting ten minutes per table explaining our vanilla espresso IPA, our 36,000,000-minute IPA, our Antidisestablishmentarianism IPA. Go hump a barrel of hops and GTFO of my face.

I DID. And I learned that Scandal is an incredibly difficult show to bingewatch.

I appreciate the work that went in to writing this. Are you ok? Have some wine.

This is seriously impressive. Did you rewatch the whole season?

I don’t believe the school overreacted. I believe they under reacted. If the teacher had left the clock in the classroom and the administration had immediately evacuated the school and called for the bomb squad, I’d have no problem with this story. However, since they DIDN’T take these steps, I can only conclude that…

Answer: Yes. He probably could. After he ran out of clean underpants and had to resort to the emergency “Smiley Face Boxers”, he would probably do a load of laundry..but it would never make it into the dresser. He would probably use the same glass over and over. Grocery shopping would consist of food for our kid,…

The funny thing is that my husband and I have pretty much the same exact split when it comes to household tasks, but this guy feels like his wife is doing more than he is, and I often feel guilty that my husband is doing so much.