I forgot all about this. Thank you! 

Man, the cow version of getting furloughed is fucking brutal.

Dairy cows are typically used for ground chuck, not steak.

Someone accidentally washed it on high heat AND put it in the clothes dryer!

8:03 and someone’s already been That Guy.

This seemed appropriate.

So tell me what legit purpose taking on a $300 million loan post-sale serves.

Did you wake up this morning and just feel like being a dick or is this just your “personality”?

I’m just disappointed they didn’t use Embiggens 

Nice

This is fantastic. I can’t wait until the seats are screens and the dash pad is a screen and the headliner is a screen and the hood is a screen and the bed is a screen and the wheels are screens and the door cards are screens and the floor mats are screens. 

Well have no fear. They will open everything during the first week of May, and thanks to the shitshow that is the US government response to this pandemic, Covid19 infections/hospitalizations/deaths will go full on peaking as we never did widespread testing.  Even current Covid19 deaths are waaaaay undercounted.  We…

You realize the first things to go in this type of scenario are low volume non-fleet Application vehicles (e.g enthusiast cars).

“The industries affected by the pandemic (mainly service industries) couldn’t afford to buy a new car with the money they made anyway.”

I make a comment in a previous article about Tesla cars lacking soul and one of the Tesla fanboys attacked me for a half a dozen comments. They’re insane.

I once heard Trump fairly accurately described as a poor man’s caricature of a rich man, and I think that Musk could be fairly described as a dumb man’s caricature of a smart man.

Classic example of “I’m rich because I’m smart, and I’m smart because I’m rich” phenomenon. 

I believe you missed an "ahhhAHHHHH"

Also, the movie is awesome. It's amazing they could get Timothy Dalton, Topol, Brian Blessed, and Queen into one movie without creating a Ham-Nova.