“A gun: Just kidding, no gun. If my kids can find all the flashlights, they can find a gun.”

You should sign-up for TSA Pre-Check. It’s only $85 and well, well worth it.

“I might add, is not even intended to be used on public roads, reads the website. Well, then, what the fuck good is it?”

Here you go. http://www.ransomizer.com/

Thanks!

Can Deadpool even get drunk? If bullet holes close up in minutes, you’d think his body would respond the exact same way to the alcohol. His system would be constantly cleaning itself of any toxins, like alcohol.

Do you work with any lawyers beyond the defense counsel assigned to represent you?

You couldn’t be more wrong. Maybe try posting after you’ve learned something about evidence.

I believe that concept is referred to as a “Chav” :)

Actually, a person stating that “x” happened IS proof in every sense of the word. Some might ascribe a different weight than others, but it is proof.

I’m shocked-a BMW driver who doesn’t understand why breaking traffic laws, let alone driving like an asshole, is a bad thing.

Ferrari presents tuned cars for road tests, yet claim they’re stick. They’ll also bring two versions of the same car-one set-up for acceleration tests and one set-up for handling tests. So while you may think they’re the best performance car out there, Ferrari themselves don’t seem to be as sure.

Some dealerships take the position that the service history is confidential. I was going to buy an A8 but even with the owners permission*, the dealer wouldn’t tell me any of the service details. Not even did a yes/no question like whether or not the timing belts had been replaced. Even if I had bought the car, they…

Oddly enough, there are times where I miss my childhood staple of eye-round steak broiled to the point that the ends curl.

“To an Icelandic person it seems extremely shallow and pointless, since what’s the point of asking ‘how are you’ if you have no interest in the answer what so ever?” That’s definitely a +1 for Iceland.

Odd that the press corp is bothered so much by Trump’s comments. Maybe he should say nice things about them, but then order that a reporter’s movements be tracked (Obama> James Rosen), spy on all aspects of their digital life (Obama> James Risen) or wiretap their phones (Obama>almost 2 dozen AP reporters).  

“Trump Made Calls To Air Force General About The F-35 With Boeing CEO Secretly Listening In”

John Wick 2 was awesome. Here’s Keanu doing some 3 Gun:

“Looking at these pictures, they all could have been taken of the car right there on the car transporter, too...”

Ditto for U.S. District Court Judges