Rage Against the Dishwasher
It sounds too stupid to be real, yet it is.
Nothing in this very sad schadenfreude genre will ever, to me, be funnier than Paul Ryan’s favorite band being Rage Against the Machine.
There’s only one thing that Aubrey O’Day should be shamed about, and that is for lusting after Don Jr.
I was very clever and stated that I would have a career! And so I ‘passed’ my manipulative family’s weird gross test and got my whole trust fund at 21 instead of 30! Wheeeee!
My mom, stops what she’s doing and muses: “Oh, I just had a thought...”
While the came here pre-revolution, descendant of the signers blah blah blah might seem like it would dox you, it doesn’t. There are A LOT of you.
I’ll enter this into evidence.
As a tall girl, 5'10", I love hanging out with other tall women. I fully support them chosing the awesome tall woman that I enjoyed watching in The Night Manager.
Seemed odd. This wasn’t the standard half-assed apology “I’ll do better in the future yadda yadda please forget about this by the next news cycle.” They donated millions to some really good causes. They were dumb to do it in the first place, but this is about as sincere of an apology as you can get?
“Ellen was always nice to me, a pop star, so I can’t believe she would be shitty to an assistant!” Cool, thanks, Katy!
Well, of course Ellen was nice to you, Katy Perry, for you are ALSO rich and famous. She doesn’t give two nutty turds about the poors and/or unknowns, especially if they work for her, because she thinks she owns them.
LOL a celebrity trying to go to bat for Ellen with “well she’s always been nice to me!”
Barnum may not have been in it for the money but I’m betting she saw the opportunity for it pretty early on. She’s from one of the most exclusive (and white) PDX suburbs and used many of her WOM interviews to turn the focus to herself, her marketing savvy and her children’s education (homeschooling and private…
I wouldn’t say I’m enjoying it, but don’t you find it mildly amusing?
Between the wall of Moms, the Dads with leaf blowers, and the veterans, I feel proud to be American, proud of these strong folks. And I simultaneously freaking weep at what a frightening shit show Trump’s America has become.
All I will say is I went to a small high school (100 students per class) and at my ten-year high school reunion I sat at a table with someone who, I swear to god, I have never seen in my life, and he seemed to really resent me for that.
I really really REALLY did not want to go to my 10-year high school reunion, so I asked a stripper to go and pretend to be me and I filmed the whole thing. You can watch a long or a short version at www.irememberandrea.com It’s been 15 years and my classmates are still complaining about it on Facebook. And there…
Your last sentence explains it all! Sure I look at young guys and think how hot they are, then I realize I’m a 50-something woman with sons in their late 20's and that usually kills the mood.