“cleetus done boxed a dozen possums this year. we got about all the possum we got room for in the box cellar.” 

“that place sure smells like shit.”

Well, we’ve found the new Browns mascot. 

Bonus points for the orange undershirt. That’s all class.

“Honey, please tell me you aren’t going out of the house dressed like that!”

Just another incomplete pass by Big Ben?

I suspect Andrew and Fergie are pushing the girls because they need the $$$$! 

While we’re piling on, those polo shirts are terrible. Taggart seems to be a pretty in-shape dude, but that shirt makes him look like he’s got saggy tits and a potbelly.

Rooting for the Brownies teaches you not to ever hope for things to change. Whether that be politically, socially, economically, etc.. Nothing changes. Everything is horrible. You will always be let down. There is no God.

“he was stung by a wasp in mile 3"

Junior year of High School. My boyfriend asks if I would mind not going to the prom. He’s been to it before, it’s boring, and costs a lot of money that he doesn’t have. I tell him of course not, I don’t care about stuff like that.

I’m fifteen and it’s the early nineties. I am goth and hanging out at the goth place with all the other goths. I walk into a coffee shop and see a girl I know who is always very dressed up but tonight she is wearing overalls and crying into her cafe latte—let’s call her Ava. I ask a mutual acquaintance if Ava is…

It’s his prerogative.

I came here to say just that...

Man, John’s gotta have a long face watching another one of his draft picks bust.

Yes, pkease. With options for tall in yhe leg length.

Please, please as a plus size shopper- please give me well made, affordable, boring ass basics.

We lose Bourdain and get stuck with her.

I’m very into the anti-MLM movement and this story has been running rampant this past week.  Since she was a Le-vel Thrive promoter, other Thrive promoters are using her death as a selling strategy and it is disgusting.  People have no shame. 

On this note it boggles my mind the amount of people of Irish heritage in the Trump administration (and daily life) who advocate restricting immigration. Our families didn’t get off the boat/plane to start shoving other political and economic migrants back on it.

This relates to nothing in the Dirt Bag.