His name is Brock O’Hurn, and he is as if someone spliced genetic material from Momoa and Hemsworth to create the ultimate Instagram thirst trap.

I’m a PNW resident and lifelong Seahawks fan. Russell’s bible quoting can be annoying and the dude is definitely a dork, but I’ll take a corny QB over a piece of shit like Roethlisberger or an asshole like Tom Brady any day.

He’s corny as fuck, but he makes millions of dollars throwing a ball 6 months out of the year, and fucks Ciara so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .  Corny is in, I guess. 

Nice work, Dave.

But is Doctor Pimple Popper a good place to bring a doll?

I’m starting to think Roseanne is a bit of an unpleasant individual.

(Woman in engineering) For better or worse, one of my mentors in college strongly impressed on us (female engineering students) that we should never EVER volunteer to do admin/office management tasks once we started working as it would blur the lines on our actual job duties and reinforce the idea that women do office…

Schnatter is the Papa John's Pizza of humans.

it seems to me that police shouldnt even come out. I mean seriously what is protocol? that no matter the call a police officer has to come out. So if i call the police station and I say I dropped a cotton ball on my foot and I would like police out they would come? What if I called and said my neighbor is wearing…

there’s that goddamn ponytail again

Also:

Sexy on the beach done right:

I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to put your socks in the pool, swim with a shirt on, or let your baby in the water with a regular diaper.

Gross.

However, NONE of this is worth calling the cops over. None of it. The neighborly thing to do would be to offer to lend him a pair of flip-flops, or something.

You know,…

I’ll be that person today... All mediums are scam artists. There is not a single medium in existence that doesn’t use some variety of 19th century parlor tricks.

Is he also incapable of learning the names of the clients that are supposedly paying him for his services? Does he not have an appointment book? Does he just write “Client X” in his calendar app?

Haven’t worn shorts or a bathing suit since  college and that’s the way it’s gonna stay.

No pop diva from the 90s or early 00s is selling like they used to. Not even close.

Trying to destroy someone’s career is not trolling, and finding enjoyment in her attempt makes you a bad person.