As much as we all love the Chrysler Turbine proof of concept cars, we can also all rationally agree that they were a terrible idea. Awful gas mileage, dangerously hot exhaust coming out the back as the perfect height to fry the dog/kids playing behing you as you get ready to exit your driveway.

Is this supposed to look at time differences? Because until November the time in Phoenix is the same as California and Washington.

Diplomacy is the same as Risk as Bugatti Veyron is to a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe.

Here's a picture from 1961 when the Redskins and Eagles played there.

The Coffee Porter guy... drinks alone at the bar and doesn't give a fuck about anyone else around him. He is there to drink some fucking tasty ass beer. Nothing else. Fuck you. He may stare at his smartphone but that is only to check the score.

Cheap Candian wiskey is that guy who says he's going to come over and rehang that door for you but never does.

I tried playing adult rec league hockey a few years ago after not having played for like 15 years and I vomited copiously after approximately 30 seconds on the ice. Does that count?

Everywhere is the seediest place on the planet if you're in the right place at the right time doing the right things. :p

FYI: It is 2013.

As a Michigan fan, I fully expect the game to be competitive.

Impossible to hate the guy. Superb hockey player and I wouldn't be surprised if he carries on going next year. He's in great shape.

Legend.

My $200 '73 F-250 had a lot of issues. But the craziest one was how the front cab mounts rusted away. A previous owner had stacked short lengths of 2x4 between the frame and the floor to raise the cab back to mostly-level. Eventually the floor had enough, and adding more boards just didn't help; the floor had too much…

"the Wolfpack were running the Pistol as early as 2005, two years before Kaepernick arrived on campus, with a pedestrian pocket type named Jeff Rowe."

One, it's "Wolf Pack", and two, Jeff Rowe ended up a fifth-round draft pick in the '07 draft (Cincinnati, 151st overall). Sure, he never played a down in a competitive…

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In Oregon, drivers must yield right of way to pedestrians on sidewalks. If they look like they want to cross, anywhere, at any point, you must yield. http://www.dumblaws.com/law/1411

Also, we aren't allowed to pump our own gas.

I'm not sure how common this is, but we can turn left onto a one-way street if the light is…

In Maryland, in addition to the usual right-on-red, you can turn LEFT at a red light, but only when turning onto a one-way road. This can really freak out people stopped at the traffic light behind you.

Ichiro had better be a first ballot hall of famer whenever he becomes eligible. That's about all I can say on the subject... other than I think he would have had at least 4,000 hits had he started in MLB. Assuming he started in the majors at 21 and an average of 200 hits per season he'd be ~400 hits shy of 4,000.