When I see mushrooms on my lawn, I like to pretend that the ants are having a nuclear war.

Let’s not pretend supporting Hillary is a noble act here, buddy

The south western part didn’t really have ANY problems with the hurricane. MAYbe that car is the ONLY smart one... Headed to Naples, No traffic, bitches!

Ah.. Pokemon go, so July 2016 ...

Plot twist, he’s the one driving!

I only need to watch 30 seconds of clips like this to remember why the fuck I don’t bother watching the news.

Believe me, the sensationalist reporting on storms down here is hilarious.

So, You want to tell me You have curfew in America due to some strong winds, and some reporter goes ape-shit, calling “crazy” and “dangerous” because of someone doing donuts on TOTALLY EMPTY road?

The reporter is probably just copping an attitude because it is difficult to hold 1.) her hat on, 2.) the microphone, and 3.) that guy’s beer.

I hope you liberal asshats end up with Trump haha. Holy shit that’ll be a golden day!

Thank you both. I love Jalopnik but the political stuff is to much at times. I just wanna talk about cool cars.

Why is a website dedicated to automobiles discussing politics to begin with?

I can understand a generic statement on how a major industry player (Ford) is being criticized by an individual running for President (Trump). But why is it necessary to write, quote: “What Trump’s bellicose bloviating”. How is that relevant…

This entire site has plummeted directly down the shitter. Hell, we all knew Gawker was complete shit, but after Denton got fucked by Hogan it’s just gotten even worse. Now this bullshit floods over to Jalopnik constantly. It’s bad enough I’m trying to check out any tech news or video game news and see the bullshit.

Really Jalopnik...

We do recall that EPA mileage figures and what you can get in the real world are as related as masturbating to supermodels vs who the beer goggles picked?

That’s a bleak outlook, considering it probably IS going to break down.

I think I’ve done this sequence

So, “screw it,” I thought, “what could possibly go wrong?”

Agreed. If this was a civilian that wrapped heir car around a tree they would get a careless driving ticket. It’s tragic but the witch hunt seems unwarranted.

I’m not trying to troll here, but if this were any of us, wouldn’t we just be charged with “failure to control vehicle” or “too fast for conditions”? If I slam on my brakes for a deer, and someone hits me, it’s their fault, no?