I was going to make a joke here, but it has already been beaten to death drowned.

“In addition, there aren’t nearly enough roads to carrier our cars to our customers, therefore, we will immediately begin construction of a new national highway system.”

Tesla’s aren’t cars. They’re ‘lifestyle devices’. Elon needs lifestyle device haulers not grubby car haulers.

Pretty much all complex organisms are in the business of destroying other types of life. Think about it, think of any animal, it’s spending its whole day killing or leaching off of or digesting some other living thing. I’d urge you to be slightly less morose about being alive.

Clippy: “It looks like you’re mashing your face against the keys in an attempt to type with your nose. Would you like an aspirin?”

A woman speaking for another woman, yup Jez article. 

a. No, not mentally challenged that I’m aware of, though it’d be a bit rude of you to be using so many personal attacks against someone who is. I guess that says more about you than me. FWIW, I said it’s not as clear cut as you make it seem (is California right and all the other states and locations around the world wr…

You might want to brush up on the laws in your country (I’m going to assume you’re another ignorant American). It’s not quite as clear cut as you think. As a summary of this discussion:
1. You said that the back signing was weird/creepy/pedo, but failed to address these terms in a definitive sense (see above and link re…

Did we accidentally get a Jezebel article on Jalopnik?

Haven’t you heard?

If it has a track width no wider than your typical Semi (lorrie for you overseas weirdos) then how is it any more of a road hazard? And a brand new truck with a mass-produced lift kit from an aftermarket company is more of a road hazard than my roommate’s Honda civic that hasn’t seen a factory repair or service in…

Doesn’t matter. I could rattle off a few paragraphs worth of accomplishments in his short 2 years in office and you would deny it... Trump could announce a cure for cancer and you commies would cry about him denigrating a misunderstood disease just looking for a better host.

Case in point:

As a Californian, you know that this is nothing new. I’ve been used to seeing this stuff since I’ve been alive. But the article wants to pretend it isn’t new and shouldn’t be happening in order to push a narrative.

Yes, lets totally ignore the actual fact that it was started deliberately

Isn’t this fire wholly because some 51 year old a-hole called Forrest Clark started it?

Climate change affects pretty much everything, so I don’t see the point in bringing it up where the cause of this fire actually occurred directly as a result of a man intentionally setting fire to a large patch of dry brush in August.

I know my handling characteristics change dramatically when i take a dump like that.

I’ll probably get “flamed” for this, but whatever.