I hope you liberal asshats end up with Trump haha. Holy shit that’ll be a golden day!

Thank you both. I love Jalopnik but the political stuff is to much at times. I just wanna talk about cool cars.

Why is a website dedicated to automobiles discussing politics to begin with?

I can understand a generic statement on how a major industry player (Ford) is being criticized by an individual running for President (Trump). But why is it necessary to write, quote: “What Trump’s bellicose bloviating”. How is that relevant…

This entire site has plummeted directly down the shitter. Hell, we all knew Gawker was complete shit, but after Denton got fucked by Hogan it’s just gotten even worse. Now this bullshit floods over to Jalopnik constantly. It’s bad enough I’m trying to check out any tech news or video game news and see the bullshit.

Really Jalopnik...

We do recall that EPA mileage figures and what you can get in the real world are as related as masturbating to supermodels vs who the beer goggles picked?

That’s a bleak outlook, considering it probably IS going to break down.

I think I’ve done this sequence

I can really appreciate your enthusiasm for learning to do all this stuff. You jump right in and take on projects that more experienced folks might not. Then you whack the starter with a hammer to fix an intermittent electrical connection. And it works. You know what would happen to me? I would whack it and it would…

So, “screw it,” I thought, “what could possibly go wrong?”

Agreed. If this was a civilian that wrapped heir car around a tree they would get a careless driving ticket. It’s tragic but the witch hunt seems unwarranted.

I’m not trying to troll here, but if this were any of us, wouldn’t we just be charged with “failure to control vehicle” or “too fast for conditions”? If I slam on my brakes for a deer, and someone hits me, it’s their fault, no?

That’s because people who lack the mental capacity to operate a touch screen radio buy a vehicle with a touch screen radio.

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

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There is one more thing that would make it better off road.

Because you didn’t look? I google’d “silver lake test hill subaru” and found everything from Outbacks to WRXs climbing it.

Same thing I told my wife on our wedding night.

Cool, but he’s got nothing on this Crown Vic.

You know what they say--you can’t outrun Motorola.