It’s not right that the school doesn’t allow kids who aren’t buying lunch to buy milk. But okay, how about a thermos?

In Texas a few years ago I bought a combination of beer and tomato juice in a can. Apparently it’s a thing, which I am sure will not surprise Texans.

“However, my issue is that once a champagne bottle is opened, it must be consumed immediately.”

From the 10 or 15 people you meet under your bridge, you are able to conclude this about the almost 400 million people who live in the US? “Asshole” does not, you might be interested to know, mean “person who survived childbirth.”

I’m coming to this scholarly discussion way late but is graph 3 or graph 4 mislabeled?

I always try to find a person’s good qualities. Mr. Trump is wrong for the presidency in every conceivable way. Not only narcissistic and mendacious but inexperienced, unqualified and undisciplined. It’s like having Holden Caulfield for president, except that Holden would be a better writer.

I’m actually less troubled by the loaner Audi than by the Best Buddies donations to Tom’s charity. Audi gets advertising, Best Buddies gets money from Audi, and Tom gets to drive the car. Must be nice, it must be ni-ice, to have celebrity on your side...

“By definition, Brady never sees a penny of any of it.”

I couldn’t bring myself to read the article because the NY Post is to me what hot women are to Dan: uninteresting — only, not that hot either. However, I have fallen head over heels in love with women in all areas of the hotness chart, except maybe the extreme ends, and I don’t understand how it took this dude so long…

I agree that lemons and scotch don’t mix but lemon rind muddled in a fine rye whiskey? Delicious.

Sheila was a friend. We worked together before she became a judge, and I joined fellow colleagues in toasting her ascension to the Court of Appeals. I would occasionally see her on the A train and, although I called her Your Honor, she was always personable, friendly and modest. Laurence Tribe is making reckless…

Was just reading about Cleopatra. In her family, marrying your brother or sister was commonplace, in part to keep the crown in the family. (There was also a lot of garden variety child sexual abuse masquerading as royal prerogative.) Their problem didn’t appear to be recessive genes so much as a tendency to kill each…

New York is not the only place to be. Many places have their charms. Even some that aren’t that charming have their charms. But... New York is the only city you can walk around in that’s like a giant library with more books than you could ever hope to read.

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Minimize the time you spend with her but be kind when you’re together. When she’s dead you’ll regret the times you were unkind, never the times you were kind. I speak from a certain amount of experience.

Marital vows do not require you to rat out a friend when nothing happened.

I see you don’t have children.

Nope. His wife is all the woman he can stand to be alone with.

They don’t get blocked up. They just really really really want to have sex so bad they have to jerk off so they can go back to studying algebra and not fall behind the girls in the class.

I’m married. I have, over the years, had a succession of “work wives” with whom I went to lunch, and sometimes dinner, as often as possible, and with great pleasure. Which didn’t include boning. I also have meals with other women to whom I am not married or related, sometimes on purpose, sometimes because I go to a…