What the hell is that area? Just like a random subterranean seating pit? Who wants to sit eye level with the ground?

Trump’s hair is Fabio-esque compared to this dude’s mane. For being insanely wealthy his head looks intentionally disheveled.

Even when he was just a twinkle in his father’s eye Mike Pence was against contraception.

How can the NFL even do this? Did NBC really buy the rights with a caveat that the NFL gets to choose their announcing team? What if Michaels just tells the NFL to pound sand? If he doesn’t want to double his workload that’s his right. And if that’s the case, Tirico is the obvious replacement.

In what world is Lochte getting a free pass? And how is your hot take worth of being ungreyed. It’s a Cowherd take without mentioning the obvious black vs white angle that’d he’d ejaculate over.

You have to take a dump. Your options are the bathroom of a dive bar, or the solo portapotty at a shared construction site. There’s not enough toilet paper to nest up. Which do you use?

Or better yet don’t get into a relationship where this could even be an issue. I’m certainly not going to tell my girlfriend she watches too much garbage television because she enjoys it. Likewise, I expect her to not tell me to stop wasting my time playing “stupid games.”

Or they were buying (trying to buy) drugs and instead got robbed. I have no reason to believe that prime physical specimens like them are drug users, nor is being robbed in Rio a rarity, but it’d explain some of their trepidation. If I just had a gun to my head I’m not going to be weary about sharing because I wanted…

How is boxing so corrupt in all facets? I feel like the results of the 12 year old kids sparring in my local hole-in-wall gym are fixed.

I’d love to see proof they actually made the donations because they clearly did this for publicity and not because they give a shit about the charities. Their delusions of grandeur in this matter rival that of Trump himself.

It’s a shit band with a hanger on Olympian/X-Games athlete as the front man. It’s not a professional environment. This isn’t big shot CEO shooting his own dick pics to his subordinates, it’s a snowboarder sending a porn picture to his drummer. Pretending they are the same thing is obtuse. What do you think happened…

That’s why I stressed that it only might be. I’m sure the industry, the type of employment, and the state all matter significantly. Me firing my secretary because she got fat is a lot different than me cutting a pro athlete because he did the same thing. Whatever kind of contract she signed is going to matter. He was…

The definition of sexual harassment is hinges specifically on the word “unwanted.” Nothing about those interactions makes me believe those awful pictures were unwanted. The fact that she responded with her own picture, that was also sexual in nature seems to reinforce that.

The sexual harassment stuff is bunk (unless there’s more damning texts,) but there’s possibly a gripe here. The dick stuff is nothing more than a few raunchy texts between bandmates (that she in no way discouraged, and seemed to willingly engage in.) That said, being fired from your job because you refuse to change…

Totally assumed these were his dick pics, not early 2000's type “porn” into AltaVista. No doubt in my mind Shaun White is a douche bag, but these texts just look like stupid banter. Lena didn’t seem to care until her hair was brought up. Which to me is far more egregrious than a photoshopped penis pic. And Church of…

I enjoyed this far more than I should of.

I don’t know if I’ve done this, but I would. It’s a great way to open a dialogue.

If I painted the Mona Lisa and then someone photoshopped a cock on it.. I might laugh, I might be annoyed. But I certainly wouldn’t cry and make my twitter private. Is that the same? Not really, but it’s something, which is nice.

Shut the fuck up yourself. I had to open a text file and copy paste my burner. Probably the only time it was worth extra steps to tell someone to STFU. Actually it wasn’t. I lost.

I read this as FUHRER EDIT: and feel slighted you didn’t take advantage of the obvious play on words.