Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

Well a prophylactic recall turned me into parent

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

Already looking forward to him playing against the Nets for the headline, “Faried Smokes a Bol”.

Pfffftp. The only difference between paint and paint stripper is you gotta’ tip the latter. Ain’t that right kid?

It's going to be awful if (when) the Kings take a giant shit the rest of the season and Boston gets this guy to add to everything else.

...he’s expected to be one-and-done...

I couldn’t read this article because I was too distracted by the Oregon court, that looked like someone had painted it based off a video they had downloaded in 1995.

I’ve got Tuesday in the pool for how long until we find out this kid tweeted something offensive in high school.

Alex Cora is only old enough to remember five Yankee titles and four Red Sox titles. I’m not sure he really cares about what happened in the 1920s.

Your tears sustain me...

Hockey fans would have played through it.

In Soviet Russia, Escalator walks you. 

That escalated quickly! 

More like rushin’ soccer fans, amir-

I said it and tweeted it and 2 seconds later I was typing “Well this has aged poorly” lol.

What tickles me the most is the fact that, without a doubt, Secret Service members noticed it and chose not to say anything. 

Adding insult to her injury were the drinks she had to buy everyone. 

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.