Are you suggesting they don’t have the right koalafications?

Are you koalified to make that conclusion?

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Cromulent!

disquisionate?

Please tell me this level of self seriousness is some online persona.

Pretty sure they allow people from outside the city limits into the stadium as well.

Yes, those players knelt in prayer, and yes they were praying for unity and justice for all, but most of them are black, so it’s important to Trump supporters to boo them. Because they’re black.

It was never about the anthem.

OJ is out of prison. Kato Kaelin is, I dunno, relevant? In the news? A thing?

Perfect for the ongoing escalation between North Korea and USA. Maybe they could add The Interview patches, too.

SLAVERY, FUCK YEAH!

Fuck Yeah!

I’m just imagining some intern awkwardly standing by as he only meant to show Mr. Goodell a small bit of the movie to prove a point, but now Roger keeps watching and rewinding the puppet sex scene.

It was a better idea than the “World Police Lives Matter” patches though

Rhythmic clapping

During a late afternoon press conference, Hayes said the decision was painful

No points awarded for saying you want to protest but won’t because it’s not popular enough among your peers. I will award your choice of shrug emojii but that’s it.

It is hilarious that Lauren and Co. are dying for Brady to lose and he denied them at the death in the 4th quarter again.

The Deadspin Slack chat in the Super Bowl - when it was clear the Patriots would lose - is everything. All the Brady hate got flushed out in its most exultant, and was then silenced.

Today was just a…

I hate to put the onus on one man, bur Tom Brady is key here. He kneels, and everything goes berserk.