OJ is out of prison. Kato Kaelin is, I dunno, relevant? In the news? A thing?

Perfect for the ongoing escalation between North Korea and USA. Maybe they could add The Interview patches, too.

SLAVERY, FUCK YEAH!

Fuck Yeah!

I’m just imagining some intern awkwardly standing by as he only meant to show Mr. Goodell a small bit of the movie to prove a point, but now Roger keeps watching and rewinding the puppet sex scene.

It was a better idea than the “World Police Lives Matter” patches though

Rhythmic clapping

During a late afternoon press conference, Hayes said the decision was painful

No points awarded for saying you want to protest but won’t because it’s not popular enough among your peers. I will award your choice of shrug emojii but that’s it.

It is hilarious that Lauren and Co. are dying for Brady to lose and he denied them at the death in the 4th quarter again.

The Deadspin Slack chat in the Super Bowl - when it was clear the Patriots would lose - is everything. All the Brady hate got flushed out in its most exultant, and was then silenced.

Today was just a…

I hate to put the onus on one man, bur Tom Brady is key here. He kneels, and everything goes berserk.

It’s a great story, but that headline seems as if was inspired by a Louis CK article on Jezebel.

This was a really interesting profile. As the dad of 3 daughters, at least one of whom will soon be a college athlete with women coaches (including the head coach), I hope they are exposed to women like Miss Val.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

If the stadium doesn’t burn to the ground first...oh, I see. We’re all just going to ignore the several bonfires going on right next to the moron with the flare gun.

No, he’s scheduled to be executed. Murder is the unlawful intentional killing of a human. He was tried and convicted in a court of law in a democratic society and sentenced to be executed, which was upheld on multiple appeals. The intentional killing is therefore lawful, regardless of whether you personally agree with…

Yep. These letters from death row certainly are interesting reads...that being said each one should start with a little story about the lives of the individuals these sacks of shit ended.

I know the Bible says “judge not lest ye be judged,” but this Gary Otte fella was a real jerk.

“Robert R. “Bobby W.” Wasikowski, of Parma, Ohio, was a very kind and generous man - always helping those less fortunate. He truly enjoyed helping people in their time of need. He was an active member of the American Legion Post 703 in Parma and spent most of his free time with his friends at the Post and attended…