Please tell me “SpoetsCenter” is full contact poetry jams and not a typo

I’ve given this considerable thought, and after much soul searching I can say unequivocally that any personal interest in this bored man, his frivolous lawsuit which only serves to make a mockery of the legal system and our “rights as human beings,” the first article, and this follow up, fails to exist. Good day, sir.

We should not rest until we get a Crying Minniti.

“He kicks HE SCORES BUUUUUUUKAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”

Must be a slow day for you.

You might want to rethink that math.

Offshore shark fishing is a minimum 6 hour time investment, probably closer to 8-10. Until someone says “wasn’t him, we were having lunch...” it’s him.

One more justification for taking paternity leave is to avoid the temptation your car radio, because this isn’t a one-time take - Felger truly is this hypnotically horrible all the time.

“Recent history suggests the United States involving itself in wars in the Middle East usually has tragic outcomes.”

Total misunderstanding -the letter just said they were all acting very Horry.

Devinty

Just his gene pool.

I’m just happy to see that Angel Medina is still out and about.

“If you’re in trouble give him some urine trouble...”

“I first saw President Trump as an ass...”

If I were his boss, I would fire him for slaughtering the English language. Or for being hammered. Or for using my televison’s Closed Captioning service as his PR person. Wtf?

(I like the reaction by the ECC player in the foreground who throws up his hands as if to say, “Christ, Brandon, seriously?”)

Holy lord Tim that was a shit ton of copy dedicated to the elimination of one of the most irritating time wasters in a painfully slow sport. Good riddance.