(I like the reaction by the ECC player in the foreground who throws up his hands as if to say, “Christ, Brandon, seriously?”)

Holy lord Tim that was a shit ton of copy dedicated to the elimination of one of the most irritating time wasters in a painfully slow sport. Good riddance.

Every time I see Ben Affleck playing a character, I think, “hey there’s Ben Affleck playing a character.”

Ok so it’s flat. And there are edges. So is earth like a table top with no legs, just floating out in space? What’s underneath? Will I find the gym if god? How deep is this earthen tablet? If I dig all the way through and don’t find China, do I just fall through the bottom and out into space? These are things I need…

So then I’m playing who next?

Send in Stuttering John for a one-and-done.

I saw Lars and The Real Girl a few years ago and admittedly enjoyed it for what it is. Quirky and quaint, some dark humor. However, it wasn’t until this very moment that I learned that Lars was, in fact, not played by David Arquette... I don’t quite know how I feel about that.

“Hey. Douchebag in the tuxedo.”

Did you hear this from Jay Glazer?

He meant everyone else, Aqua-Impuka. Some in this world are simply destined to push the limits at company functions and become the literal “that’s why” in answer to the question “Why should I stop at two?”

So you’re saying this is Obama’s fault?

If he said “I respect your opinion...” and “I want to fit in... I want to be one of the guys...” to Bill Belichick then he set himself up for an honest answer from the Dark Lord. Did he really think that Bill would say “Timmy, you’re a controversial pick who everyone is looking at as a publicity stunt - if you want to…

So can dying of dehydration.

So can dying of dehydration.