Right, it’s almost endearing...it needs to stop. 

The guy who does the Trump impression is great but I really don’t want it to be a recurring bit. I do not want to be reminded of Trump on a weekly basis. It’s a good impression but the joke is just about his voice and the world salad that constantly spews out of his mouth. There’s not a whiff of the malevolence, narci…

Counterpoint: I am older than nine and have fully developed taste buds, so I will be putting ketchup on just about nothing ever.

I know a lot of people are going to take issue with the auto-to-manual swap, but please stop before you do.

I blame movies for this “unheard hero” mentality we have an abundance of in this county. How many movies have the plot where the lone, brave scientist/cop/doctor/etc. is the only one that can see the truth and the government and the people just won’t listen, so you gotta do something big so all the cameras turn to you…

You obviously do not understand the purpose of our prisons in the US.

The biggest problem is that there are millions more JUST LIKE HIM out there.

Cryptobros will breathlessly tell you there are TONS of uses for NFTs, TONS AND TONS OF THEM.

At least snake oil was pretending to DO something useful - cure disease.

“Digital snake oil”.  I LOVE that. 

Nothing. The answer is nothing. That’s what NFTs are worth — a big ol’ rooster egg. Digital snake oil.

I think this reticence is why plenty of people actually tip less up front than they would otherwise, because there’s no legitimate way to tie your tip to the quality of service without tipping cash, which many people are loathe to do for a variety of reasons.

The average driver should never have over a thousand horsepower available to them. They can barely handle remembering to use their turn signals.

Postmates set up their app so the person can’t tip until after the delivery is complete. I wouldn’t be surprised if not tipping happened more than tipping cash, but I prefer to tip cash so the algorithms can’t use my tip as way to pay drivers less (because they have done that). There’s a comment section you could menti…

Now I’m thinking about getting a bag of S&V and some dill spice, pouring said spice into the bag and shake...

Wait! Buy a bag of salt and vinegar chips and a bag of dill pickle chips, then mix them in a bowl! Or eat two chips at a time, one from each bag! You’ve got this!

If a CEO embezzles a shitload of money, they probably shouldn’t be a CEO again and people tend to be justifiably outraged when something like that happens.

you just moved or are a minimalist and don’t have a frypan; you’re out of butter or don’t want butter; you want a boiled egg but can never get the time right with the shells; or a poach but can’t keep the thing whole or don’t want runny yolks (such people exist); you have an assortment of interesting liquids to play…