That’s the way to do it!

Looks like she’s ready for her first day of kindergarten. 

Looks like she’s headed to her first day at kindergarten.

Usually I just want to confirm temperature and time, or I’m making something new but don’t want to buy a cookbook for it, so I try a quick search on my phone and end up with what I described.

Or don’t bother if the person presenting it thinks we all want to know the detailed history of the recipe, their opinion and childhood experience with it, their memories of their grandma, etc., all while scrolling past a dozen ads before getting to the actual recipe.

I took the train into Times Square once and was so hungry I got a slice at the Sbarro right outside the exit. I’m still ashamed. 

I wonder if it will be overcooked and rubbery like at their restaurants, but if it’s free and “endless” I’d still partake. 

The government. “We the people” in our Constitution is just a joke at this point, it’s all about profit and corporations like Ticketmaster. The Supreme Court actually ruled that corporations are people, see “Citizens United” (also a joke of a name). Monopolies like Ticketmaster are supposed to be broken up, but…

Bones. It’s bones. 

Maybe that’s the next amazing feet, fly it out of a dive within 56 stories. 

So how do they get it down?

Very “intelligent” men unleashed nuclear weapons upon the world, I don’t see how this would be any different.

Ugh, could this be more boring? I came to see the suit, not attend a work meeting. Just show it. 

Popping a balloon is violence, but randomly dropping “refrigerator” sized objects wherever they want is totally cool.

Fuck corporations and all their bullshit, but I’ll side with facts every time. The owners made a stupid investment. 

Sure, if there was nothing to differentiate the originals from the newly created copies, but this is a completely different model year of vehicle, with VIN numbers stamped all over to prove it, and not even claiming to be the 2021 model. If DC created an exact copy of the first Superman comic, but stamped todays date…

Plenty of rich people are penny pinchers though, so they would give a damn, especially if they bought one of these as an investment. I’m sure some bought them when they probably shouldn’t have.

A billion just so we don’t do what China does and let it fall wherever. 

Yeah, like cigarettes, that’s entirely the point. Why you think you use them is only second in line. How they effect your well-being is an afterthought at best. 

If this was happening to a blue state the christo-fascists would call it God’s punishment. I call it climate change due to guys like Desantis.