If you think it’s strange, either you’re one of the examples of the stereotype, or you’ve never lived in a rural area.

I’ll go with a nice round  2 million miles.

I don’t know how you all get pictures to actually show up. Do I need an iPhone or something? 

For some of us: Anxiety? Doubled. I like to partake but just can’t when hungover. I’m truly jealous. 

Anyone tell him that you can’t smell movies? 

Sure, they all think it’s an assault with a deadly weapon and don’t think it’s just a youthful indiscretion, the problem is they don’t think about the different way the outcome would be if he wasn’t white. Bring it up and they’ll likely become defensive as well. You can’t tell me this kid wasn’t let go just because…

Not automotive, but as a testament to the stuff I repaired pin-hole water pipe leak in my house with it “temporarily”. It lasted at least a year until I got around to replacing the pipe when a new leak showed up.

Some people have that thing where cilantro literally tastes like soap. It sucks, and I really I wish I wasn’t one of them. Then there’s those that can’t handle anything spicy, thankfully not me but I have to watch what I serve certain relatives. I’m betting nobody at your Thanksgiving has these issues though.

Those Pillsbury rolls in the pop-tube. Everyone gets them but I never liked them. I think they taste like too much baking soda or something, and somehow they’re dry no matter how much butter you use.

I think these “favorites” based on internet searches like creamed corn in Texas aren’t factoring in people hate searching. Also thank you about cranberries! I thought I was the only one who really likes cranberry sauce, especially homemade with whole cranberries and some orange zest, but even the stuff in the can. It…

Get other people to vote so that stops happening. Don’t give up. 

Holy hell, that just oozes douche-bro. 

We can joke but these people are running for school boards, city councils, sheriffs, judges, and as state and federal reps all over the country, sometimes unopposed. The apathy shown in Tuesday’s elections is exactly what gets them in office. We can’t let them win any of those, please vote in every election.

If you’re old enough to have had to live with outdated ‘70s design and color schemes everywhere then you’d know that it’s just plain ugly. Some things are better left in the past. I guess trends are cyclical, but I’m not happy about this one at all. (I’d add the Abe Simpson yelling at a cloud meme here, but for some…

That’s not at all what I said, dude.

I was very much a part of the metal community, and you’re right, but the thing to know is that we weren’t a hive-mind. There were people on the entire political and intelligence spectrum, but had your last sentence in common. 

Rich legacy guy, never had a job. Explains a lot. 

Holy hell, what am I looking at? It looks like he had the top of a kid’s head transplanted.

I was looking for a cheap fix for a dragging muffler once, and found there’s such a thing as stainless steel zip-ties. A few of those lasted all winter. There was still one good mount to keep it from falling off though, I wouldn’t rely on them 100%.

I just laugh at how far people like you have your head up trumps ass. You couldn’t see anything in front of your face unless the right-wing media tells you it’s there, and usually it’s not. Your belief in a narcissistic, grifting buffoon as some sort of ideal is all anyone needs to know about you, as it proves you’re…