‘ludes man, it’s ‘ludes. 

Who really does now, octogenarians?

Saw the picture of the shady guy with the briefcase and thought, “I bet that’s Willem Dafoe.” Sure enough, he’s in the cast.

So be it. Whoever he picks as his VP will still be better than this shit stain.

I’d love to ask one of these wingnuts what they think of cheerleaders, then watch them contort. 

I may be wrong but it looks like he thinks the anthem is being played for him like a child having “Happy Birthday” sang to him.

Haha, yep. I was just going on memory after about 32 years of boobs and thought he was a giant floating gun in the cartoon.

Haha, yep. I was just going on memory after about 32 years of boobs and thought he was a giant floating gun in the…

They are creepy too, if that’s what you mean. The googly eyes don’t help, just makes it seem insane.

Taylor absolutely deserves to have her pencil back, but... these perfect attendance goals have to go. If your kid is sick, I don’t want them getting my kid sick so they can get a pink pencil. Make them stay home please. I’ll just assume Taylor didn’t get sick at all, a near miracle for a kid her age!

Not irrational, it’s taking jobs from at least a couple of people.

Yes! I was the target demo for the 1st generation and I always thought the gun was stupid. Who is meant to hold the gun? It just hovers in the air? Even a ground cannon of some sort would have made more sense.

Yes! I was the target demo for the 1st generation and I always thought the gun was stupid. Who is meant to hold the…

Nah, I spit that out.  What do you think I am, an animal? 

Right?  Totally artificially inflated because of buffalo wings.  I’m not picky so legs are fine, I just rip it all off and chew, but I get it.  

Legs.  The local store here sells a big pack of only legs, by far the cheapest by weight.  I guess the bone-to-meat ratio is a bit high though. 

I did it. I ate him, he was a fucking peanut. Plus, look at that top-hat and monocle, we know what side he was on. #EatTheRich

Why is she chiming in now? Seems to me that someone is afraid their taxes will go up.

Right? Fuel to the fire. Since I’m in the grey elsewhere I’d like to just put this here:

Sanders was lying eh?