I had an ex that got upset when I’d reply “yep” or “sure”, but she was a “stone-hearted ice witch”.  

I’d bet that’s because certain customers see the headlines and assume it affects all romaine everywhere, and relay their “concerns” to the local store management.  So someone, not always wisely, makes the decision to remove it all from the shelves. 

I think in Indian food it’s supposed to be a floral flavor that translates to soapy on a Western palate.

I agree it was a travesty when they got rid of it, but it’s back!  Unfortunately from a quick search it looks like it depends on where you are, you just have to keep requesting it.  I’m out in the sticks and it’s back here. 

I went to an Indian wedding once and they had all kinds of candy and confections with that odd soap flavor. Maybe it’s cilantro or something like it? I’m one of the unfortunate that it tastes like soap to me. 

Yep, handcuffs is better than gurney, since either they won’t believe he’s dead or he’ll become the martyr that justifies 2000 years of dumbfuck behavior.

Back in my day we payed 25 cents for about 5 minutes if we were lucky, and we didn’t even get to keep the game.  Now get off my lawn!

I’m weird, I like all the Thanksgiving food. I found out the hard way when hosting the first time that nobody likes cranberry sauce. My family always had the canned stuff just for appearances I guess. So I thought homemade with fresh cranberries and some orange zest would be more popular. Nobody wanted that either,…

Not only did it shrink, it melted. 

Yeah, but that wasn’t Scorsese.  The point is that his previous gangster movies glorified the lifestyle. 

Eventually the baby will have a name and likely a species name, at which point it would make double less sense to keep calling it baby Yoda. But for now, yeah why not. 

Ford must have had them in a focus group. 

Oh god, I remember that stuff.  It shouldn’t even be called “milk”. 

Thanks, as an adult who still enjoys a cup of local whole milk with cookies or cereal, I feel vindicated after that Jezebel hate piece.

Wegmans treats their employees with respect and pays well. Their store-brand stuff is actually good, often better than name-brand, for example their marinara spaghetti sauce is way better than any brands close to the price.

Just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean nobody should have it. Milk is the only good thing for certain recipes and nothing is better in breakfast cereal. Do you also hate cream and butter? Just try and put an end to those, you’d make a lot of people very angry. It sincerely sucks that it turns your…

In the convection toaster oven just put whatever you’re cooking on a rack, or even use an air fryer type basket, brush on some oil. It’ll crisp all over.

Weird, I saw this on my local Wendy’s menu a couple weeks ago, and they’ve always had a vanilla Frosty unless I’m losing it.  

Why not? In reality we have Aiden, Jaiden, Kaiden, Baiden, Faiden, Daiden, Laiden, Raiden, Zaiden... Ok, maybe that’s why not. 

There are some things to be outraged about. A silly chew-toy? No. Kneeling at a football game? No. Separating kids from families and putting them in cages? Yes. A successful website shut down because of a butthurt CEO? Yes.