If there was “no difficulty” in self control there would be no such thing as crime or addiction. Obviously it is difficult for a lot of people, consider yourself lucky it’s not for you. Also curious, you have absolutely zero vices? There’s not one thing in your life you could stop that would improve your life?

Republicans exist, they’re called Ferengi.

Giraffe.

Hey everybody! Look how lazy I am! Walking is such a hassle.

You need to change your name to dannylabotomy.

At least the Nihilist shows some signs of intelligence.

The actual Martin O’Malley looks more like the professor from Gilligan’s Island to me.

They know full well what they are doing. There are plenty of people stupid enough for this to sway their decision.

You’re absolutely right, but also forgetting something. This is entertainment. Maybe not your kind, but I will watch this and will be entertained. I get my intellectual stimulation elsewhere. I’ll even get a chuckle out of how they manage to even the odds in the fight, because there’s no way it will make sense.

Great stuff. Don’t forget the fuel shutoff switch, some even have an inertial shutoff.

It’s never as easy as that Youtube video makes it seem.

#4 is very useful. Always be prepared for the drivers in front of you to do the stupidest thing they can. Learned that the hard way my first year of driving, someone pulled a left from the opposite lane right in front of me and totaled my car.

I think the only thing to do with Trump is ignore him, it would drive him insane.

Why the Stallion from GTA III? The Banshee was far more iconic, and you could find it in the dealership from the beginning of the game.

So many are holding massive tools since the massive tools who take these pics can imagine themselves being held, and wish they had a massive tool.

I want to know what women think of the scents, but with all the varieties and since tastes differ, it would probably take an exhaustive study. Maybe just ask women what they think of their guy’s deodorant.

I want to know what women think of the scents, but with all the varieties and since tastes differ, it would probably…

Wasn’t sure how to feel about this, thanks for clearing it up for me. By the meme’s logic, only veterans should receive awards for anything. Veteran actors, veteran musicians get all the Oscars and Grammys. It’s silly.

I get that all the time for grilling. Leave the fat on and cut it off after. Tasty, tender and juicy.

That windshield area looks like it would scoop air, the opposite of good aerodynamics. I wonder how it sounds at highway speeds.

“Make sure to turn up you volume”. Maybe add at the 1:27 mark because gawd that music...