Awesome. The King is back!

I want to meet this guy.

That thing doesn't deserve to be called Spyro.

The only thing that kept Enter the Dragonfly from being a total loss was the music. That was it. The original PS1 trilogy was awesome though, probably my favorite game series as a child.

Is there anything that isn't killing me?

Why do people do this? Serious question.

Now, THOSE are the people with something wrong.

Everyone should get that.

How about they launch an assault on Valentine's Day?

I try not to fall into the trap of using my Asperger's to justify being a douche.

I've never bookmarked individual articles on io9 before; that just changed with this.

Don't forget the sanitizor!

Also, I can't get past the fact that HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND! He's probably got it better than most of those "masturbation champions." He's got a damn girlfriend! I just can't get past that.

This guy must have something off-sync in his head or something.

The only games that should have Spyro's name are the original PlayStation games. That is all.

Hearted. I just can't keep a straight face when it comes to conspiracy theories.

As a person with high-functioning autism, I have just hearted you.

I know the sandwich pictured above would probably make my heart explode, but DAMN it looks tempting!

If someone tried to directly convince me that eating a chicken was in anyway comparable to the Holocaust, I'd rip their stomach out.

PETA has always been a joke.