It had a good run. Melee was my favorite up until Ultimate. Although I have to say I never cared for the attitude of some of its players, especially toward fans of the other Smash games. Some real elitism going on. Obviously not every Melee player is like that, but still.

Maybe they should’ve let him have a team, in hindsight. He would have just destroyed a sports franchise instead of the whole country.

Basically hijack a holiday we already celebrate and make it about himself. Unless it ends with his resignation and arrest, I have better things to do than watch a MAGA circle-jerk.

This will spent so much time in the courts that Trump might not even live to see the wall get built, if it even does.

January, 2021: President Warren declares a national emergency to combat climate change and implement gun reform.

Nice precedent you just set there, Trump. Can’t wait for President Warren to declare an emergency so we can combat climate change and implement meaningful gun legislation, and the GOP will have no right to complain about it.

January, 2021: Newly-inaugurated President Warren declares a national emergency to combat climate change and implement gun reform.

I’m sure all the people gunned down in mass shootings really give a shit about “personal liberties.” Go fuck yourself with an AR-15.

Article 1, Section 9 of the U.S. Constitution: “No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law.”

Article 1, Section 9, U.S. Constitution:

The Right would be howling for blood if this were Obama.

I think I’m warming up to the idea of building a wall. Build it with Trump and his supporters on one side and the rest of us civilized people on the other.

Have to give credit to all the folks on Twitter who were live-tweeting during this. Just looking at that bloated slug makes me sick, let alone hearing his voice.

Don’t mess with Mama Pelosi.

Mama Pelosi has Baby Donnie’s number. She’s ran circles around him at every turn so far. Put him in timeout!

Spoiler Alert: This is how Trump’s presidency ends.

Why do MAGA folks always mess with the wrong people? Do they ever learn?

Get bodied.

Mr. Phillips is a stronger man than I am for not grabbing that smug little punk by his neck and ramming that MAGA hat down his throat.

What’s hilarious is how Trump and the MAGAts suddenly like Mueller after attacking him for nearly two years.