I've never bookmarked individual articles on io9 before; that just changed with this.

Don't forget the sanitizor!

Also, I can't get past the fact that HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND! He's probably got it better than most of those "masturbation champions." He's got a damn girlfriend! I just can't get past that.

This guy must have something off-sync in his head or something.

The only games that should have Spyro's name are the original PlayStation games. That is all.

Hearted. I just can't keep a straight face when it comes to conspiracy theories.

As a person with high-functioning autism, I have just hearted you.

I know the sandwich pictured above would probably make my heart explode, but DAMN it looks tempting!

If someone tried to directly convince me that eating a chicken was in anyway comparable to the Holocaust, I'd rip their stomach out.

PETA has always been a joke.

You're the one who needs to see "truth."

Yes! Someone I agree with.

Makes me want to nuke someone.

You're celebrating Sonic's 20th Anniversary.... With a collector's edition that you're only releasing in PAL territories.... What is the logic here? They're missing an opportunity by only releasing this in Europe and Australia.

Same here.

Come on, PAL only? Give me a break.

I've only played online on Madden once (Madden '09), and got murdered. Haven't done it since.

Yeah, he's got to be trolling and cannot be serious about what he's saying. If he's serious, I don't want to meet him in person.

Yeah, that guy cannot be serious and has to be trolling. If he's for real, I don't want to meet him in person.