If only we could get all the other, less powerful "Olds" with the same views as Donald Sterling (I'm looking at you, Uncle Ed) to commit suicide, then we might be able to move forward as a society.

In fairness, this is a hideous cake, and looks fairly amateurish. Of course, when you're tasked with "make a replica of our stadium out of cake," the correct response is, "how the hell do I do that?"

Meh. Dawkins serves a purpose, and is correct in his views. And the man's confrontation nature is, at times, overblown or over-emphasized. I don't buy the "oh, atheists are so shrill and mean" line, at all.

No, he's not.

They reject it because atheism isn't "American" anymore than "sunlight" is.

Is this—answering semi-coherent emails from Deadspin readers—the apex of a post-NFL career? I surmise it is....