They need to knock up the bio mom of those fetuses with the surrogate mom's embryos. Then trade when the babies are born. Then make a wacky screwball comedy.

Don't say that in Texas, or Oklahoma or…….

If this happened in the states, the pregnant woman could terminate no matter what the other couple wanted since it's her body.

I do not ever want to see these tacky horrid floral crown/wreath/headbands again. Last week some 50-something woman having a midlife crisis was wearing one on the subway at 10am on a Wednesday. Coachella is a contagion, people, and it needs to be stopped.

The choice of every Jersey Shore/overblonde sorority chick bridezilla on "Say Yes to the Dress".

Holy fucking shit. Time to stock up on their bra-padded maxi dresses.

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We gave cancer patients serious addictions and made nursing homes turf in the drug war. You had one fucking job Oxy. Take out Rush Limbaugh. You failed.

PLEASE LET DOLLY PARTON GUEST-STAR; the world can end afterward, completed.

Why is playing the piano "academic" and playing lacrosse or tennis, isn't? Why is painting a picture "academic" and throwing a football not?

It's no contest. A dry, gin martini is my jam. MY JAM.

Well honk my hooter. It only took all day,disabling the chrome extension to get around this new Kinja clusterfuck, logging off/on/off, being told that horsenpony isn't a valid account, using Safari, then going back to Chrome and clearing my cache to post a comment again. I don't even know if this will show up! Ugh..I…

To those of you voting red over white wine.

If we're going to go there, her full props are due:

I'm sure if I gave every single person five stars, or the tinder equivalent, I'd get a shit load of messages too, but not ones I really wanted. Actually I never give five stars, I give 4, or none for the most part. I'd say I average 25 messages a week, and maybe 2-5 of them are worth responding to.

I believe every millennial in Alaska has gone to high school with a Palin. That fact is not really needed for this story.

Well, when a man does it, it's called marriage. When a woman does it, it's gold digging.

People also forget that correlation =/= causation. Just because the end of their marriage coincided with the end of her debt doesn't mean that that is why she left! (But even if it was, it's none of our f****ng business!)

Seriously. When my husband (who I worked to get through undergrad and grad school) left me right after graduating and finding a job, his narrative (that people bought) was that he was a self-made man and very brave to strike out on his own and find his own way!

He's not working "For Chrysler", he's working "For Himself" at a "Chrysler Plant" and being paid by "Chrysler".