I suspected that my mother didn't love me, and this seals the deal. Never once do I recall her fretting over what my storyline would be during the upcoming season.

I'm pretty sure that in this instance "a couple of drinks" means "a whole lot of drinks, but I'm raging alcoholic, so I can handle it."

This was just amazing of him to do!

I'm not crying. I just have a rainstorm happening in both of my eyes. DAMN YOU TIG NOTARO for being so real and honest! I'm going to text my momma now. Excuse me.

GOOD GOD Lemon that dress is spectacular. <3 them.

I wish the race for Best Supporting Actor wasn't so damn stacked this year because Corey Stoll DEFINITELY deserved recognition for HOUSE OF CARDS and I feel sad emotions because he didn't get it.

The 1 and 2 star reviews for this are very right.

Trayvon was already walking — trying to fucking walk home. I guess he was supposed to hop a ride on the magic I'm Sorry I'm Black Bus that appears when someone thinks you're scary. It plays "Accidental Racist" on a blaring speaker as it drives to the Black people part of town so everyone around can relax.

three months from now when they'll inevitably land on tabloid covers after getting boob jobs or arrested.

Did we go to the same school? I was terrified after that presentation. Also, I remember raising my hand and telling the Fireman that we had those stickers on our windows to tell them where the kids slept. He said something aloNg the lines of, "well, do you think we can see those in the dark? What if we don't see…

I'm late to the game here, but I consider myself super lucky for my dad situation. My parents divorced when I was three, and my mom got custody. We moved a few hours away, and while my dad tried to see us as much as he could, it wasn't very often, and we didn't have the best relationship. When I was five my mom…