“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

You missed one.

At Louisville he would have been sent to bed without his hooker.

Schrodinger’s Feminist

What is it about us that makes people so mad?

I, too, am getting tired about Deadspin having an opinion about a thing that happened and making a humorous post about the thing. I remember the days where Deadspin used to utilize access, favor AND discretion, but sadly, I feel those days are in the past, and truly, it is the poor baseball fans in St. Louis that…

Now that Trump has made explicit so much of the carefully unspoken subtext of the past 35 years of conservatism—the unalloyed bigotry and viciousness at the heart of its policy positions, yes, but also the deeper, ineluctable truth that it has only ever been a pure politics of grievance and resentment—the mannerisms…

No. Football is about grace and supporting are troops. It is not about violence or intentionally hitting fellow players.

I still think the Strib comment section is someone’s performance art project. I can’t fathom how that can be worse than the shit I see on YouTube.

Key point in your anecdote: “every little town”. Are you that surprised that the rural population in any state is more right-leaning? The important part is that there are more left-leaning people to keep electing democrats, so our state doesn’t fall into the same perils that Wisconsin now faces.

Yeah, pride is only gross when it’s not coming out of our own mouths.

They actually remind me a lot of Republicans, just with better intentions.

The lack of koala bears is a fucking TRAVESTY and I am DONE with it.

I hate the trend of having a fit over the trends of the moment and acting like your special because of it. There’s a sort of irony in this “I’m so above this, I don’t just do what everyone else does” that so fricking many people do. The trite culture of complaining about trite culture. If you don’t like it don’t do…

Gus Johnson sucks.

Even with the profanity, it’s probably just the fifth or sixth least professional thing done by Chicago sports media on any given day.

I liked the Surprise Birbiglia.

I’m a Vikings fan, and thus very conflicted about my love for Aaron Rodgers. Fuck the Packers forever and ever though.

No. I’m pretty sure the “Muslims Suck” one was worse.

“Curdistand? Never heard of it. But it sounds DELICIOUS.”