What about Facebook in other languages? What about caralibro.com?

@rheerani: D'oh beat me to it!

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!!

I can't wait for taste-screen technology!

@jaytee.foster: I think some cars resemble fish. Car(p)?

Martin Mars aircraft are still used as water bombers!

@amp13: You deserve your own list, everybody counts!

@fastm3driver: It's going to look weird with the new turban I started wearing, but meh, who cares. I'm going to do it.

@twothefutureandbeyond: Yes, all TSA agents must pass a comprehensive BCI.

You know what Foxconn employees do... better get those TSA agents some therapy or it's going to start raining federal employees.

If species such as the Emerald Ash Borer would simply stop wardriving in our woodlands, this wouldn't be an issue.

Area 51: 99.9% boredom with 0.1% OMFG! The commute sucks, so I've heard.

How much does the iCorn cost?

Now where would I find a pair of bell bottoms to fit my new 8' frame?

Even cows can't be trusted.

Not good if they can't find the ejection seat, parachute, and locator beacon. It could mean seat malfunction or very late deployment.

@McNutsack: "but I knew that Yahoo comments are a lost cause; oh boy, it's nothing but retards" - SO TRUE.

Now everybody grab a corner of the building and LIFT!

I hope the residents had some warning and were able to get out! Once I felt swaying I'd be out of there!

@fughedaboudit: In Rudy Rucker's "Wetware", a character's right brain is inhabited by a robot rat. Hilarity results.