Is there an app for that? Some sort of accumulator? 40,000 men and women every day... come on baby... don't fear the reaper... we'll be able to fly...

Somehow, this will go wrong and when it does there will be an amused emergency room staff with a hilarious story to tell later. Sir, did you think that the super glue tube should have been within reach of the KY?

Lord Vader is not impressed.

@roughneck117: Spoilerons.

@Blakkar: Well, there will be the need for more Jackass movies.

I was a bit discouraged to find that the application would not let me determine the effects of a mass moving at near relativistic speeds at impact. You know, an out of control alien mothership, the size of Manhattan.

@Matt Lyons: < 10% failure rate? Mm, yeah.

@NXTManiac: :)

What's gonna work? Team-work!

The story will be about what happens when technology progresses beyond Star Wars. Star Wars being about the events that took place on Earth over the past 50 years, but in space. The movie will feature two star children floating across from each other, staring into each other's souls, unmoving. That will go on for two…

@gonzorider: But I don't own a...

Caution is advised.

@kitkatklub123: Win 95 bad too; this system really works!

Good teamwork! My father wouldn't even bother with my pinewood derby car. Go nanomonsters!

@MrRainMan: Ballmer's known this all along!

Watch, it's going to be a bare bones operating system and you will have to buy virtually everything from an app store. It will also incorporate social media hooks in every aspect of the GUI so that people you don't know can "like" your documents folder. Ah, good times ahead!

"Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!"

@benztech55amg: Me too, the man wields the power of the slide rule!

It would be unspeakably cool if the video was of skydiving space aliens.

@Roberto G.: What's worse, the fact the alien was drinking and flying or it isn't wearing any clothes?