Have you been there? I have.

You don’t have to acknowledge these trolls. 

Bernie: *Writes a book that nets him millions of dollars*

The federal government cannot act in any way to limit the rights of the people to keep and bear arms.

I see you conveniently leave out that whole “well regulated militia” thing. That’s what we now call the National Guard.

Sssh! Sssh! Stop jinxing us! We haven't even gotten to September yet, summer hasn't even started. It's gonna be focken hot and I ain't looking forward to it.

Who knew that making shitty pillows would be profitable enough to keep an entire network afloat. 

He’ll be an officer in a neighbouring county within a week.  You know...everyone deserves a second chance...something...something.

A recession is overdue and the WH advisers know it, including Kudlow. They dread Trump’s irratic and inexplicable behavior that seems likely to hasten a crash that will kill his slim reelection chances. There’s nothing more they can do to juice the economy, so all they have left is blaming Talib’s grandmother and this:

That’s the entire point: Sharon Tate was a happy human being bearing a child with a bright future ahead of her, and then four assholes mutilated her and made her into a historical footnote about maniacal horror in suburban America. It’s actually pretty rare for a Hollywood film to memorialize someone who has famously…

Re: the filmmakers not representing what Manson was “really” about. That’s one of the smartest things they did— avoid giving him a platform and just let him be some dirty hippie nobody thinks twice on.

this is kid’s stuff, tho.

Discounting Opiate and making Lateralus the third album would, IMO, be the stronger choice there but since both are gold I think we can agree to disagree.

Deftones - White Pony

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Another question is what kind of lettuce you should use. The correct answer is spinach.

YES!

“When we’re able to hang on to the health plan we have, that’s considered a massive win, but it’s a huge drag on our bargaining,” she told Politico. “So our message is: Get it off the table.”