Through all the Republican nominee fighting the past year, I could comfort myself by saying "At least Rick Santorum doesn't stand a chance in hell."

Considering the amalgamation of health risks that are associated with chronic sleep loss, I could easily see additional factors that play into account causing an increase in deaths each year.

Notice all those fat guys also have personalities. You'd be surprised how easy it is to talk to women if you are fat, decent looking, and have a good sense of humor/personality.

The answer is ALWAYS no!

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role,

...no, it's because Nuclear Bomb always beats Refrigerator (which beats Cockroach, which beats Nuclear Bomb).

...no, it's because Nuclear Bomb always beats Refrigerator (which beats Cockroach, which beats Nuclear Bomb).

Charm may suffer from Hyperhidrosis. Just saying.

Maybe I am not stylish, but comfort is my #1 priority when buying jeans. Followed closely by durability.

Man, all I wear are Hammer pants.

My girlfriend's view about my large balls are "...so close, yet so far."

The perfect jeans for those with no muscle tone!

WANT

Next week on My Strange Addiction...

I remember going to visit family who had satellite and keeping the TV on Skinimax with one hand in my pants and the other on the "last channel" button.

Wankspider.com. It's like the [Kayak.com] of porn searches!

Aw, he's an organ donor!

I'd rather die over a pair of shoes than hockey. It's the Amurrrican way.

If they had those new Foamposite One's, they would have been able to run faster to the Foot Locker.

HSSEAS, whut whut!!