I got the joke immediately. These people need to learn to listen to good music!

Cool video, but rollerblading is still lame!

Please Swype developers, if you are looking at the comments on this article, PLEASE give us the ability to edit the user-added words in the dictionary in a simple, one-step process.

Agreed. I remember it was 2005 and a friend got one and we looked at that thing like it was superior alien technology. Half of the reason it was so cool was because it was so thin.

Ah yes, I burgle my home at least once a week!

Evolution explains many things, even how our mind works the way it does, and it's surprising how susceptible we still are to evolutionary effects. We like to think we have moved beyond being a tribal society, but if you peel back the layers of bullshit, we are still very much animals.

I say we should protest by all bringing in tablets and taking pictures of everything.

Next week: How to illegally break into a home and sell all the possessions on Craigslist*

We are also fighting evolution. There are many theories that explain the intricacies of how and why we are more generous to a) our own kin b) those in our own social groups and c) especially groups that can one day reciprocate the favor.

I HAD THE DUNE BUGGY!

...i hope that was spilled coffee

I remember when the Razr came out and everyone...EVERYONE wanted one so bad. It truly was the iPhone of its time. But they were junk after 6 months. I've never met a person that was happy with their Razr/Krzr/whatever within 6 months.

Nice, that puts it in perspective.

Damn, I want the phone just for bar bets.

The plastic bracelets really are a good idea. They do that at Schlitterbahn water parks so you don't have to carry soggy cash around with you or leave it unprotected under your umbrella.

All I can think of is my experience with bluetooth and how frustrating it is to try and pair two devices with one another. Now imagine it's YOUR HAND!

So they didn't shut them down at all. They made them stop using the logos.

I need something to compare it in regards to size!

I use pencils all the time, especially on projects where there is high probability of having to rewrite or fix something, like statistics.

I know Motorola has made some good handsets in recent years, but I still shutter when I think of their Razr/Krzr phones.