I like my sushi with a little wahabi

May want to update your article. So far, 91 dead from shooting alone:

The university I work at has a strict recycling policy on old electronics. When items are surplussed, even if they work, they are destroyed and recycled. I tried forever to get a monitor for my computer in my office to no avail.

Cool. I want a portable library box!

AT&T is larger now than it was when they were busted for having a monopoly in the 1980's. That just blows my mind.

What's the label for the horizontal axis?

Borders? What about Walden Books? Now THERE'S a tragedy.

Oh damn, I forgot my keys.

Excellent example of how Unions are killing America's competitive edge. I have no problem with Unions fighting for basic rights of workers, but when their legaleze prohibits progress for the sake of giving profit to the Union, it becomes unbearable. Not to mention the fact that Union dues go straight into the…

Internet petitions don't work because only slacktivists sign them.

Love him or hate him, that manager is an out-of-the-box thinker.

As the documentary, Planet of the Apes indicated, Heston had an AMERICAN accent, so really their warnings are for nothing.

Well, instead, lets kindly withdrawal. I know I made the original "bold" statement that got a LOT of thread replies, but at this point I feel like I'm in an internet pissing match :).

Nope, graduated. I just had some attractive girls I remember from high school. And even if they weren't attractive, I'd still want to see them naked. In fact, I 'd like to see every girl I went to high school naked, just so I could say I saw them naked.

I honestly don't think we really know what China is up to anymore. They are masters of public image, and the fact that they have been doing well economically certainly has helped soften their image to western influence, but I think given the opportunity they would murder their own people to recreate the nationalistic…

Right, well, war is hell. I can also counter that the fact that we've been hegemon, used the doctrine of containment, and the fact that we had key allies over the world, that we were guaranteed to be in every major world conflict to date, but I digress.

I just use one of those things that squeezes all the toothpaste out of the tubes by flattening the tube itself. Works amazing.

I don't know what CFL bulbs you guys are using, but mine are pretty bright as soon as I turn them on.

Now you're just showing off.

I just straight up tell people now who ask me to fix their computers that I google it first. Google then follow directions. It really is that simple.