Oh. Hey. Uhhhh. Nothing. Just, you know, posting on the interwebs... and stuff.

DOWN WITH TRAVIS

Typical Travis. Just insulting cool old cars and pissing off readers.

I want to know why you get to drive all the cool cars, Travis.

Also, the Targa was never the lease desirable of 911s. You shut your whore mouth.

No, no, no. You lie, Travis. The crowds were really gathering to experience... this.

It looks like I am in the process of screaming at Doug or I am a hunchback. Or both. Probably both.

After experiencing the car, the review lived up to the car's awesomeness. Which I think is high praise. Nicely done, Travis.

The features of a german sedan? No side airbags, and have you seen what the interface is like if you have nav? It's like the interface of the first nokia cellphones, if you're lucky to find one of the few equipped with it.

The fucking tapir man. It gets no respect. Pity, really. They're the unappreciated, brown diesel wagons of all the odd-toed ungulates.

The result is that you're driving around constantly staring at the road, and you have no time to look up and enjoy New York, where you might find, for instance, someone who's actually wearing pants made of aardvark. ("Everyone knows capybara is so 2013,"these people say.)

So I always wonder about this then, who are the dudes up there taking pics of the interior?

"Of course this begs the question, if Kia can't sell a $60,000 luxury car, how is Volkswagen going to sell a $70,000 one?"

That's ridiculous. We've all already seen the best way to ball on a budget.

A. Woah.

You finally put your crooked letters on here for all to see!

of all the vehicles doing a burnout, this is not what I expected you to use.

I will check those out the next time I am there. That is, if I am not running around the city being filmed.

found it

That beer store was, quite possibly, my heaven.

Ah the 2WD Wrangler, the official car of "I care more about looking tough than actually being tough." Why would anyone buy a Wrangler that you can barley off road with? Mercifully, Jeep only made them for a few years.