I doubt Kanye knows what a Pagani is or cares. It's not mainstream to the average consumer and that's what makes it awesome.

Now, as much as I'd like to keep the tiny Toyobaru and use to chase my dog around when he needs to be put in his place, I cannot. Your Jalopnik staff isn't allowed to accept gifts from automakers and sources of this magnitude.

They sold more of them, actually, but the 'cooler and better than thou' image quickly vanished as they sold what was basically a duller Toyota Corolla. And then they tried to do it with the Volkswagen Passat, and they sold more of those, but never got close to the Toyota Camry in sales.

Because age of consent makes it not creepy.

That would be TERRIFYING. Gotta give props to that firewall though, it did its job pretty damn well.

For sure. Although with roof damage insurance companies are quick to total. The pillars didn't look buckled before but they are probably/definitely buckled now.

That would be the sex. I hate being wrong but Jason is right... the Cherokee actually looks pretty good, especially this one (minus the stupid hood crap). Take this one, remove hood crap, add stamped tailgate = pretty sweet rig.

A. This was kinda funny.. sorry.

If they did that in a modern way, that would be cool as shit.

They don't well compared to their competitors. I agree maybe that's not the point entirely but the Equus doesn't even sell as well as "me too-ers" like the XJ/A8, let alone bug dogs like the S, 7, and LS.

Definitely a worthy effort, but you wonder if biting the bullet and creating the brand wouldn't have been the best route considering the Equus doesn't really sell all that well.

It sucks to get to. It sucks to get around once you get there. The parking is ridiculously expensive. Half the return flights end up at JFK. You have to drive too close to Citi Field and get the Mets' stank on you. There is no subway or train service to it. Tell me one good thing about LGA!

Yep, we did a case study in college on them not opening a premium brand and deciding if that was the right decision. Most people said no.

To Kia and Hyundai: you're doing it wrong.

Mother of God.

You know what's funny is they're actually hackable - and what's really weird is when I needed to reset mine (I didn't know if you set favorite sports you'd get constant score updates, and then they wouldn't delete), when I restarted it came up SRT. I definitely have a V6 overland. My dealer said it could even be…

Kinja fail

I'm a big fan of the Uconenct system that I have in my 2014 Jeep and is across the Chrysler lineup. It is clean, simple, and easy to use.

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