Just lower your definition of "nice"!

I feel like this should start a pun thread, but I don't wanna even appRoach that idea

Oh c'mon. That's too fucking hackney'd. If this turns out to be the case I'm gonna be angry cause that's just fucking lazy

So then… they are good?

Topical!

Right next to your liberal fucking handouts!
Kids these days…

That's butt blasting

Years from now, we will look back on the Angry Birds movie as a turning point in cinema.

That's the exact opposite of what Andrew Jackson did

Man I thought we left the golden shower jokes on the Kingsmen thread…

And I thought that only happened over at Clickhole!

Let's not talk about Patton Oswalt's twitter

IIRC, the first one was very anti-landed gentry aristocrats. All the posh upper class Kingsmen joined the bad guys, which were basically the world's 0.1%

That's such a boner killer when you think you're gonna get to see some soaking wet underaged girls rubbing up against your car and instead you get their Dads

Dirtbike Milkshakes is the detective we need but don't deserve

"That's a dirty lie. I'm suing Stuff N Fluff!"
—Shia LaBeouf

Man I think that every time I have sex!

That's what I say about the porn I make in ElDan's basement

My right? What's on my right?

Haven't we been here before?