I feel like everyone keeps forgetting that Daenerys's parents were siblings. After that, whats a little nephew fucking between friends?

I started crying during Felix's speech and then I was fairly certain that Ferdinand was going to kill S, so I paused the episode and made sure to take off alllllllll of my eye makeup.

That's an interesting point, because I interpreted Littlefinger as trying desperately to stay relevant to Sansa and basically scrambling to get her to give him some attention. She's so over him, and I think he's both threatened that she's becoming so powerful and blinded because he's in love with her, so he's just…

Out. For. A. Walk…..Bitch.

I hate the intention behind that song, but damn if it isn't catchy as fuck.

I literally have a hatbox full of stationery and like a ridiculous person, I've even pre-addressed and stamped envelopes for some that I literally won't need to send for months. I also keep tons of blank cards around just in case and also, I never buy thank you cards that say "thank you." I think they're tacky. I go…

My personal favorite was "Sense of Accomplishment."

I know two unrelated people who's parents are first cousins. I even dated one of them. But I do live in Alabama.

I'm a little bit in love with Ron LaFlamme.

I used to live in Maine. That Cabot cheese thing goes far.

My first thought at the dinner from hell scene was "Is Betty wearing a gown?!" I was genuinely trying to figure out if Alice's dinners have become black tie optional and then I finally figured it out.

I personally decided this morning that Riverdale is set in Vermont until they tell me otherwise. What other American state is that beautiful AND that into maple syrup?

It gave me so much anxiety. I was with the first couple of seasons like, oh, maybe things will be ok! Maybe someone knows what's going on! And then it turned into sheer survival porn and they kept killing characters I cared about. Plus I was always worried if the actors were wearing enough sunscreen.

I like that movie far more than I should thanks to him, Amanda Crew and Clark Duke.

But what incentive does she really have to stay in America? From all reports, her son speaks Slovenian fluently and is very close with her parents. I don't believe she has any other family in the United States and it doesn't appear that she has a warm relationship with her step kids or step grandchildren. She appears…

But WHY? They're clunky, the sound quality is terrible, and is there a greater frustration on earth than dealing with one that's become unspooled?

This is exactly how I felt watching it - all the attention, the mystery, becoming a tragic, misunderstood figure, and the tapes are the ultimate revenge fantasy fuck you. I can see that appealing to a lot of adults, let alone teens. I had to stop after the third episode and only about 40% of that was because in…

I watched the first three or four episodes and was genuinely horrified. The whole leaving behind tapes aspect seemed to me like it would inspire more suicides in the teen demographic. I mean, it's the ultimate dramatic fuck you and teens are really vulnerable to that. I can definitely see the appeal to peace out and…

At this point, I've just accepted how sweet, well-intentioned but dim Archie is and so I've lowered my expectations for him so I can actually enjoy the character. Plus Valerie throwing the beer on him was perfection.

No no no, the affected Julia was the worst! WHAT'S WRONG WITH CONTRACTIONS?!