If the Wizards are locked at 4, isn’t Toronto locked at 3? The Cavs have beaten them all three times they’ve played this season, so they can’t overtake Cleveland even if they win the last game.

It was a 65-63 lead and UNC ran off the last eight points.

Night Game, Paul Simon. An overlooked gem.

Sure, but the narrative is “he’s been terrible since 2008, after his divorce he’s sucked” which is mostly correct except for one year when it was extremely not correct. Tiger in 2013 was the best player on the planet, despite not winning a major that year. This is absolutely possible, even if you think it’s not: for…

Here is a trivia question for you: Given that Tiger’s last major win was in 2008, who was the PGA player of the year in 2013?

Pictured: the ass factory.

That George Will burn: (kisses fingertips)

Come on, man. Everyone (except you) understands that playing every game takes its toll on your body and shortens your career. The NBA is full of cautionary tales of players whose bodies broke down prematurely.

This is so dumb. If LeBron gets two techs in the first quarter and gets thrown out, do the fans get to ask for their money back? If he gets injured two days earlier, do you get a refund? (Hint: the answer is “fuck and no.”)

“because it ensures someone outside the Barça-Real-Bayern-Juve hegemony makes the semifinals.” 

I still remember watching Rubio in the Olympic final in 2008 in Beijing. He was 17 years old. 17 years old, leading a team in the Olympic final against the best players in the world! I still can’t comprehend how ridiculous that is.

I find this rant works best if it’s read in the Smoove B voice. Like the snow was a girl Drew is trying to freak with.

Bad trolling, 2/10, try harder next time.

I think it’s defensible, since that situation is pretty much an automatic timeout in the NBA—but the production team should have noticed that Boston had no timeouts left.

Yeah, there’s definitely an “emperor’s new clothes” situation going on with that movie. No, I’m not a moron, and I understand satire. Starship Troopers is trash.

Also: sometimes things that have an 80% chance of happening don’t happen. Source: I watch sports and am not a fucking idiot.

I’m sure other people have pointed this out, but you deserve to hear it again: the outrage was on Trump’s fucking Twitter account. Which makes him a huge goddamn hypocrite.

That was uncannily similar to a Trump tweet. “Failing Pete Finebaum needs to get his facts straight. Sad!”

I sort of thought even his teammates hated him. I certainly do.

As a Cavs fan, I’m glad they didn’t win the game on that play. Even LeBron admitted afterward that it was a travel. In fact, he said that was why he missed the layup—he took too many steps beforehand and it threw off his rhythm.