It should also me pointed out he’s not the only one in the MCU who looks absurdly good for his age: Ming-Na Wen is 55, and Samuel L. Jackson is fucking 70 (for full context, he’s the same age as Prince Charles and George RR Martin).

Yeah, the box office is ruined, I’m sure.

Rocket and Nebula holding hands. Cyborgs abused and programmed by their creators. Despite the loss of their loved ones, they both find peace and understanding through empathy.

I don’t think that Disney’s marketing team also houses the servers for AMC and Fandango. 

The reaction Patton Oswalt and Deidrich Bader had to this news was beyond hilarious!

What a burn.

Amy: “I’ll just finish it all by myself!”

“I wish I was still in prison.” 

“I married my half-sister.”

“I had to get away from ‘Blue is the most annoying color.’”

“I’ll send a thank you note to the shooter. Oh, he shot himself at the scene.

Well, I’ll just send one to his widow.

Nope. He shot her first.”

Worth it for ‘Gam-Gam Ma’am’ alone.

“If Mohammed Atta had you people booking his travel, he’d still be alive today. Which from his perspective would be a massive f#ckup.” I died.

“How did this not come up?!”

I am now totally convinced that Julia Louis-Dreyfus has a portrait of herself in an attic that is decomposing in real time while she remains near immortal in her appearance, comic timing, energy and delivery.

The revelation that Jonah married his stepsister and nobody realized had me in tears.

“I think I’m gonna need an ‘okie dokey, Annie Oakley’”

That entire scene is amazing. “So can I count on your vote? Or do I need to shove a box of White House M&Ms up your stretched-out six-baby vag?”

[Selina lights up a cigarette, Gary is aghast]

Personally, I always loved “I’ll send the IRS so far up your husband’s ass, he’s going to wish the only thing they find is more cancer”