If he was a little more selective with which parts of humanity got snapped, we could also get rid of like really terrible groups. Just one extra thought and nazis would be gone.   

Thanos’ plan is probably still the most realistic chance we have of overcoming Climate Change.

If we’re being honest, changing Thanos’ motives to what they were in Infinity War probably worked a lot better for the movie. A lot of what made him compelling, outside of Brolin’s great performance, was that he clearly saw himself as the hero and the only person capable of saving the universe; and I just think that…

There was a rumor mill that Eva Green was supposed to play Death in Avengers Infinity War.

Slavers are universally despised.

The revelation of Podrick’s talents should have gotten its own write-up.

Tahani would have worked in a mention about how Taylor Swift (whose best friend she is, though Taylor Swift is not HER best friend) helped her fix it

My motto in life is “One up from the cheapest.” I want that to be my headstone. It’s a great way to choose a bottle of wine.

It must be tiring to get so annoyed with innocuous stuff like that. Artistic license? Heavens no! Totally makes sense for that to be the final straw.

It’s a fun thought experiment to play “what if Al Gore had won,” but to basically blame a 22-year old intern with a crush on her boss for the death of millions around the world certainly transforms it into an awful take.

In the book her hair gets burned off too, but I can respect the showrunners’ decision to invoke a variant of the Incredible Hulk Pants Rule.

Coined and minted!

This is probably too much of a hot take for the internet, but I think that Stephen Colbert is an upstanding gentleman.

I did eat all the macaroni.  It’s weird that he knew.

“Shut up Leonard, I know about your crooked wang!”

Shirley: “Shut up, Leonard. I found your obituary. What’s the point of informing people you died?”

He’s reviewing store bought frozen pizza in Heaven now. 

So you’re saying the suffocating shroud of death is not a buy.

Yet again, the suffocating shroud of death gets in the final “Shut up, Leonard.”