Rumor has it, the license plate was “R0S3BUD”
pbvee
pbvinn
Problem solved.
He should have just written a scathing review on Yelp.
It goes in phases. This shit was hot when my mom got married in the 70's. She got divorced so now I have a monogrammed set of moscow mule mugs where the monogram doesn’t make sense to anyone. Monograms are the worst.
Dear Ina,
it’s attached to your rod mothalicka
“Quality memes are forever,” she said, polishing off her brefass scotch. “You, sir, deserve Jalopnik Gold for that one.”
This is proof that F1's future lies in embracing new media more.
Not my creation, but....
The racism is insane, but there’s another thing here. YES, GIRLS CAN HANG OUT WITH GUYS WITHOUT FUCKING THEM! Shocking, right?! The vast majority of my friends are dudes, none of them have slept with me. At the same time, stop assuming girls are sleeping with whatever guys they’re friends with! If you’ve ever heard of…
You lost 1.6 Million in a mere twenty seconds? Welcome to your new job at Morgan Stanley!
Sure: Pink Topped Punching Lady, aka White Trash Russian with a twist:
Ingredients: Redbull, 1 2/3 oz Grain alcohol, 1 oz Fresh cream, 1/8 tsp red KoolAid powder.
As of this writing, the police have not filed their report, but I guess that Pink-Topped Punching Lady is good for, at least, misdemeanor simple battery — maybe aggravated battery, depending on her opponent’s injuries — unless she didn’t start it and can claim self-defense; and Rav4 Rager may be looking at…
This is why I never look when crossing into an intersection. I could use the payday.
Watt?
I, for one, am shocked (SHOCKED) that this has occurred.
Ferrari makes some absolutely fantastic vehicles...
...but their douchebaggery as a company is such that I would never want to buy one from them if I could afford it. There are so many other choices from companies that aren’t so wrapped up in their own sense of self-importance that they’re afraid to let anyone else…
This ranks pretty high on the NO-ville scale.
That’s not a front splitter, it’s a spatula to scrape people’s jaws off the floor.