With all these pointless pin ups and photo op drivers, I'm still waiting for a female racing driver like this one:

Also with a clean form that follows function.

I just assumed the car was the end result.

Good news and all, but call me when they get some women who can win races, particularly with talent, not fuel mileage.

Nah, fore, aft and side paint ball guns firing washable pink paint. For when there is never a cop around.

I live in the USA, and I anecdotaly seem to have less punctures than other people I know, but I've still had several. In the last decade I've had 3 tires blow out due to road debris, and at least a half dozen flats due to nails which were able to be repaired.

That's not what I meant when I said "nuke the pizza"

Absolutely. In countries with decent roads, on average an average driver gets a puncture about every half a century or so.

Humanity is lost, Torchmanity will go on!

This here, ladies and gentlemen, is why on occasion we can indeed have nice things - because people like Jake, SFMikee and Jason exist. Well done sirs, well done. It is moments like this when I think maybe, just maybe humanity isn't totally lost afterall.

Proud day to be a jalop.

I know! That's why I thought I needed to do a full post about this to round him up!

A roll cage, stiffer suspension and stripped to the bones. That would be an awesome fate to your Fiat. Where do you live, broseph?

I always wanted to make a dirt road Uno. Do it with your second Tipo, it's gonna be the shit.

I suppose my cars have "smartphone integration" in that I can use a USB-to-12V to charge it in the socket.

My 2014 Taurus SHO has all of them! (Except, of course, for the lightweight materials. I'm pretty sure Ford purposely avoided anything lightweight in that car.)

No problem. I just called my time guy, and he's credited you with seven new minutes, to be implemented on March 16, 2015. You'll get them at 5:41 pm, and they'll end at 5:48 pm. I added the extra two minutes as my way of apologizing for all the suffering you've undoubtedly been through. Hang in there; we'll get…

That was the last time I ever went to a strip club.