Truck NO!

But that thing will immediately explode into a cloud of rust once it gets the faintest whiff of road salt.

I have an old Fiat 850 spider and it handles the snow great when it runs.

Agreed.

It's the Macan shamelessly flaunting its adaptive cruise control radar, even though hidden ACC is becoming more common.

As much as I'd like to be known as a Chest-Shitter for Science, I don't think there's anything wrong with having some fun while exposing things like this hat clearly profit from people's ignorance.

Beautiful Tipo!!! Recognized as a Sedicivalvole because of the Recaro's!!!

What we really need is a Macan/Evoque joint venture. Call it Macaque. "I drive a Porsche and no, Macaque is not too small."

Impala? Opala?

That was a very short marketing meeting.

Beautiful. So the stopwatch you had installed was for lap timing purposes?

Fiat Tipo Sedicivalvole?

I've always heard that smoking cigarettes stunt your growth. Guess so.

Cigarettes were waaay bigger back then.

I'm sorry, Dave. Fuel efficiency improves by 9.26% if I don't have to carry sacks of meat to my destination. Goodbye.

I could do with a stereo though..

The British Jensen Interceptor:

Ford Mustang